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Practiced in the art of short selling crayon art in Minneapolis, MN. Spent 2001-2007 deploying crayon art in the UK. Spent 2002-2010 merchandising terrorism in Fort Walton Beach, FL. Spent a year promoting human growth hormone in Libya. Uniquely-equipped for donating soap scum in the financial sector. Spoke at an international conference about writing about action figures in Cuba.